Thursday, September 12, 2013

Celebrity Body Parts Insurance


Jennifer Lopez has a $27 million insurance policy on her butt
Let's be serious for a minute: if you were J-Lo, you'd insure your ass for $27 million, too. It's not like the music and movies thing is going to work out forever.

Rihana Legs: $2.2 million
Klum has both legs insured but one happens to be worth more than the other:
"The Victoria's Secret strutter's right gam is insured for $1.2 million, but her left is worth only $1 million. Why the discrepancy? A little scar on her left limb."

Aquafresh White Strips: $10,000,000 policy on America Ferrera's teeth
The Ugly Betty star is actually beautiful off the set, so it makes sense that her sponsor Aquafresh has insured her teeth for a whopping $10 million.

Dolly Parton's Breasts? A whopping $300,000 a boob
Everyone loves Dolly Parton's music, right? Well just in case that ever goes out of style, Parton had each breast insured for $300,000.

Tom Jones' Chest Hair: $7,000,000
Believe it or not, Jones used to be considered a sex symbol, so to keep his sexiness in tact, he's insured that mane of hair on his chest for a princely sum: "Tom Jones, still making elderly Las Vegas audiences swoon at age 67, lives in fear. Sure, he's stayed famous for like half a century, and probably sexed enough women to populate a small and very satisfied country. But Tom believes all that could come crashing down with a single accident (say, a spontaneous shirt combustion) that in any way damages his luxuriant pelt of chest hair."

$151 million for David Beckham against a career-threatening injury
Quite possibly the most ironic item on this list considering that Beckham recently had surgery on his achilles tendon. If he can't play soccer again, Beckham can expect a cool $151 million payout.

British food critic Egon Ronay keeps his taste buds safe for $400,000.
A food critic has one of the best jobs in the world, no doubt. But if they eat a wing too spicy or something like that, they risk their taste buds being obliterated, which would end their career. Hence the major insurance policy just in case things go wrong.

Rod Stewarts' voice? $6 million in insurance.
The "Hot Legs" and "Maggie May" singer is a crooner to the n-th degree, so to make sure his swagger always stays put, he's insured his voice.

The Rolling Stones' Keith Richards insured his middle finger to the tune of $1.6 million
Keith Richards has already said "f#$% you" to the world on multiple occasions but just in case he can't get one last flip of the bird in before he dies, Richards has insured his middle finger for $1.6 million. Bravo, Keith.

But the most expensive set of legs belongs to songstress Mariah Carey. If anything tragic should happen to her shapely limbs, Carey would cash in on a cool $1 billion.

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